After disappearing from the public eye for nearly four years following accusations of grand larceny and being the least influential Canadian "Celebrity", Wayne Merlot resurfaced Wednesday with paparazzi in tow at the Rising Star Casino. During the dedication ceremony, Merlot appeared annoyed and sweaty until after the ceremony, when he boldly declared, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Wayne Merlot is back. Hold on to your butts!" The full-scale, non-functional replica of the legendary Titanic was funded by the taxpayers of Rising Sun, Indiana as part of their waterfront rejuvenation program.
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