Merlot Finds Comfort On Park Bench

When Wayne Merlot needs a pick-me-up, he retreats to his favorite park bench. It is inscribed with simply, "Wayne". What a man.

Wayne Merlot Living On Edge

Wayne Merlot has finally sold his boat. He now has a place to live and a motorcycle. His friends think he has lost his mind!

Wayne: "All We Got Was Paw Paw's Urn..."

"...and our scarves."

Wayne Merlot Now Homeless

Wayne Merlot and his son, Wayne Merlot Jr., were kicked out of the house they were staying at by Maw Maw Merlot. When asked, Maw Maw simply said, "They didn't do nothin' but sing and sleep."

Merlot Peddling Again

Wayne and Wayne Jr. were spotted again yesterday peddling for items in an old abandoned neighborhood. None of this would be necessary if Wayne Sr. had just gone on tour and knocked the socks off the crowd at each venue. Maybe next time, right?

Merlot Refuses To Sell Boat; Contemplates Bankruptcy

Wayne Merlot has emphatically denied all rumors that he is ready to sell his boat so he can pay bills. As you can see, he likes his boat. And show tunes.

Wayne Merlot Jr.: "Times are tough."

The real question is, will Wayne Sr. juggle whistles for watermelon jello? We think so.

Merlot Family Remembers Elvis

Wayne Merlot and Wayne Jr. honored the late, great Elvis Presley yesterday by sending a sympathy card to Lisa Marie (33 years after her father's death) and then putting sunglasses on a cake.

Mackie Gave Merlot Lice, Doctors Say

Wayne punches himself in the forehead after being covered in delousing powder. Rumor has it that he got the lice by sharing a pillow with Mackie (from the musical group Mackie and the Hambones).

Merlot Apprehended; Hearing Postponed

Wayne Merlot remains in the custody of the Great White North, AKA Canada. He was arrested Friday in Medicine Hat, Alberta and charged with shoplifting a scarf. His hearing was postponed until Monday because, as Merlot so eloquently put it, "Wayne doesn't work on Friday!".

Water Safety PSA Photos

The Royal Southernish West Central Alberta Canadian Water Safety Commision (RSWCACWSC) has released photos from Wayne Merlot's recent PSA taping in Reno, Nevada. The organization hopes to reduce adult hand pruning caused by water.

Wayne Merlot Supports Wieners

Wayne was in Cincinnati, OH this afternoon to show his support for Oscar Mayer and their hot dogs. His youthful sense of humor provided us with this instant classic snapshot.

And yes, Wayne did get to ride in the weenie wagon.

Wayne Beats Heat; New Album Rumored

Wayne Merlot is hot. The only thing that can cool him down is a dip in MerlotPool 2.0. Meanwhile, sources close to Merlot have confirmed that he is putting the finishing touches on his newest album.

Merlot To Sing Canadian National Anthem?

Paparazzi spotted Wayne Merlot in Edmonton, Alberta over the weekend. Rumors are swirling in western Canada, saying that Wayne is in negotiations to sing the Canadian National Anthem for the Edmonton Oilers home opener this fall at Rexall Place.

Wayne Honors America

Ask Wayne Merlot, Jr. who his idol is and he will tell you, "It's my dad. He's the Bob Crane of Canadian entertainers."

Here Wayne Sr. shows support for his son's homeland, the United States of America. What a man.

Merlot Retreats to Canada

With tour plans now in shambles, Wayne and Wayne, Jr. were spotted today in Central Alberta spending time at Almyra's estate.

Tour Cancelled; Merlot Declines Comment

After the recent incident in Blue Ball, Wayne Merlot's team has decided to cancel his upcoming summer tour. Merlot declined comment, but did ask for directions to the nearest state liquor store.

Father's Day

Wayne and Wayne, Jr. spent Father's Day together with a cello in a park. Wayne explained to Wayne, Jr. that Alec Baldwin's Disease (ABD) is hereditary.

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Wayne Lends Helping Hand

The world is lucky to have a celebrity like Wayne Merlot. He showed up to boost morale today at the remains of a statue known as "Big Butter Jesus", which was destroyed in an overnight fire near Middletown, Ohio.

Merlot Rehearsing

Wayne Merlot and Wayne Merlot Jr. were spotted scoping out an outdoor venue for their rumored upcoming tour.

Wayne Anxious For Summer Tour

Wayne Merlot is ready to hit the road this summer for his upcoming North American tour. Rumor has it that Wayne Jr. will be the opening act.

Merlot Family Values

Reports out of Canada suggest Wayne Merlot, Jr. is not happy with his father's drinking habits.

Nicholson Offers Support

Fellow actor Jack Nicholson has offered Wayne Merlot his support following his being diagnosed with Alec Baldwin's Disease. Nicholson noted that while there is no cure for ABD, "you can still get into a seat at a Lakers game!"

Wayne's Fragile Psyche

According to anonymous sources, Wayne Merlot blames Val Kilmer for giving him Alec Baldwin's Disease. Since getting ABD is why he went out drinking the other night and got a DUI, Wayne blames Val Kilmer for his DUI too.

Merlot Arrested On Suspicion of DUI

Wayne Merlot was arrested by Winnipeg Police at 5:13 a.m.

ABD: Not Just A Fancy Name

Wayne Merlot has been diagnosed with Alec Baldwin's Disease (ABD). Pray for him.

Wayne Found Alive In London

Recently surfaced paparazzi photos prove that Wayne Merlot is alive and well!

Wayne Merlot Feared Dead

World-renowned Canadian musician and actor Wayne Merlot is missing following what close friends describe as a "bender that would put Alec Baldwin to shame." More to come.

Another Wayne Sighting!

Wayne always has time for a photo op with his homeland's colors.

Wayne Like An Egyptian

Wayne, after he bagged the lead singer from the Bangles.