Mackie Gave Merlot Lice, Doctors Say

Wayne punches himself in the forehead after being covered in delousing powder. Rumor has it that he got the lice by sharing a pillow with Mackie (from the musical group Mackie and the Hambones).

Merlot Apprehended; Hearing Postponed

Wayne Merlot remains in the custody of the Great White North, AKA Canada. He was arrested Friday in Medicine Hat, Alberta and charged with shoplifting a scarf. His hearing was postponed until Monday because, as Merlot so eloquently put it, "Wayne doesn't work on Friday!".

Water Safety PSA Photos

The Royal Southernish West Central Alberta Canadian Water Safety Commision (RSWCACWSC) has released photos from Wayne Merlot's recent PSA taping in Reno, Nevada. The organization hopes to reduce adult hand pruning caused by water.

Wayne Merlot Supports Wieners

Wayne was in Cincinnati, OH this afternoon to show his support for Oscar Mayer and their hot dogs. His youthful sense of humor provided us with this instant classic snapshot.

And yes, Wayne did get to ride in the weenie wagon.

Wayne Beats Heat; New Album Rumored

Wayne Merlot is hot. The only thing that can cool him down is a dip in MerlotPool 2.0. Meanwhile, sources close to Merlot have confirmed that he is putting the finishing touches on his newest album.

Merlot To Sing Canadian National Anthem?

Paparazzi spotted Wayne Merlot in Edmonton, Alberta over the weekend. Rumors are swirling in western Canada, saying that Wayne is in negotiations to sing the Canadian National Anthem for the Edmonton Oilers home opener this fall at Rexall Place.

Wayne Honors America

Ask Wayne Merlot, Jr. who his idol is and he will tell you, "It's my dad. He's the Bob Crane of Canadian entertainers."

Here Wayne Sr. shows support for his son's homeland, the United States of America. What a man.