Merlot Family Values

Reports out of Canada suggest Wayne Merlot, Jr. is not happy with his father's drinking habits.

Nicholson Offers Support

Fellow actor Jack Nicholson has offered Wayne Merlot his support following his being diagnosed with Alec Baldwin's Disease. Nicholson noted that while there is no cure for ABD, "you can still get into a seat at a Lakers game!"

Wayne's Fragile Psyche

According to anonymous sources, Wayne Merlot blames Val Kilmer for giving him Alec Baldwin's Disease. Since getting ABD is why he went out drinking the other night and got a DUI, Wayne blames Val Kilmer for his DUI too.

Merlot Arrested On Suspicion of DUI

Wayne Merlot was arrested by Winnipeg Police at 5:13 a.m.

ABD: Not Just A Fancy Name

Wayne Merlot has been diagnosed with Alec Baldwin's Disease (ABD). Pray for him.

Wayne Found Alive In London

Recently surfaced paparazzi photos prove that Wayne Merlot is alive and well!